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Sparkly Unicorn Society


Episode 8 - "I'm Melting! I'm Melting!!"
What does an autistic person have in common with the Wicked Witch of the West? They both melt down when exposed to stimuli they can’t...
Rachel Toner
Oct 24, 20245 min read
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Episode 7 – What’s the difference between and autistic person and a kleptomaniac?
An autistic person takes things literally. A kleptomaniac takes things. Literally. “It’s raining cats and dogs!” It’s not though, is...
Rachel Toner
Oct 14, 20244 min read
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Episode 6 - Look Into My Eyes.......... (actually, don't.)
They say the eyes are the window to the soul, don’t they? (They? Who’s “they”, Rach?) Well, I’m not sure who got there first but the folk...
Rachel Toner
Oct 2, 20243 min read
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Episode 5 – “We Didn’t Have Autism in MY day!” – And Other Bulls**t
Ah yes. The battle cry of the intolerant and uneducated. “We didn’t have autism in MY day!!” In this sentence, uttered smugly and/or...
Rachel Toner
Sep 30, 20243 min read
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Episode 4 - Flash Bang Wallop (What A Panic!)
It’s a well-known fact that autism can bring with it what we now diplomatically call “sensory issues”. As the name suggests, that’s when...
Rachel Toner
Sep 16, 20245 min read
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Episode 3 - A Really Rubbish Baby
My career as a Really Rubbish Baby began literally the minute I was born. It was 7:02 pm and my dad complained he’d missed opening time...
Rachel Toner
Sep 13, 20244 min read
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Episode 2 - Digging Around In My Brain
So – fast forward (or at least slowly plod forward) to around 12 months after the conversation with my GP. I was told that “the next...
Rachel Toner
Sep 12, 20243 min read
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Episode 1 - I Find Out
I think this speaks for itself really, don’t you?” said my GP, kindly. What he was referring to was a large file I’d placed into his...
Rachel Toner
Sep 12, 20243 min read
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Welcome to the Sparkly Unicorn Society! ✨🦄
Hi. I’m Rach. I’m a music teacher, mum of a wonderful son, singer, thespian, geeky game enthusiast, lover of Burlesque, speaker of...
Rachel Toner
Sep 12, 20242 min read
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